Me: What?
Thing One: Guesssss what???
Me: Guess what.
Thing One: Why did the moose cross the road?
Me: I don't know, why?
Thing One: Because he wanted to. HA! Get it?
Me: Got it.
Thing One: No mom, I say 'get it' and you say 'get it.' That's how it always goes.
Me: Oh, OK. Get it.
