joke of the day

Thing One: Why did the abominable snowman cross the road?

Me: Why?

To go buy some - Mom, what are these things called?

Me: Washer? Dryer? Laundry room? 

No. No. No.

Me: Laundry machines?

Thing One: Yeah... To go buy some laundry machines.

I never said that these jokes made sense or were funny.